Andre the Cow Wall Mount

Let me introduce you to Andre, he's a no bull kind of guy. After you get through the pleasantries with him he gets straight to the point; a man of little words. Andre is from Dijon, France. He loves rainy days and exploring long gravel roads to no where. Once a year he binges on cream sodas and moon pies, otherwise sticks to a pretty bland diet, no spicy foods for Andre. He's been working on a mystery novel for the past 2 years and every few months he locks himself in the stables and forces himself to write another chapter. All I know is he titled the book Who Dined with the Swine? 16.5"Wx12.25"Dx21"H. Made of cast aluminum with antique gold finish.